Dear Santa, I can explain...

This one is a little late but I've been a blogger slacker these days... I apologize!

Farryn was double checking that her list to Santa had been sent out before Christmas Eve.

Farryn: "Mama, did you tell him I wanted a kitchen set?"
Me: "Yes I've got it covered Farryn, I sent it all in the email."
Farryn: "Okay, did you tell him I wanted a scooter?"
Me: "Yep! I'm telling you he recieved the email. He even called to confirm."
Farryn: "Okay, what about the crack panties?"
Me: "CRACK PANTIES?"
Farryn: "Yeah, you know Mama, the panties you wear that go up your butt crack?"

Santa....I honestly can't explain!