I know everything!

Farryn has been bugging me constantly for another dog. We have a labradoodle named Cullen, he should be enough but Farryn is having a Noah's Ark complex...two of everything! "Mama Cullen needs a girlfwiend! See this dog here (pointing to her book) this here is a good dog girl for Cullen. We should get this dog when we wake up from our naps. How that be?" I've said it over and over, "Our house just isn't big enough for a zoo! A dog, a fish and a stinky guinea pig is just enough!" Her response, "Well make the house big, feed it veg-a-tables make it really tall and big and strong and we will have plenty of woom! I know this, I know everything Mom...because I'm a woman!"

"Life's a garden...Dig it!"

Farryn: "Mama I wanna watch Doe Dirt!"

Me: "Doe? Are you sure its Doe Dirt Farryn and not JOE Dirt?"

Farryn: "Yeah, that movie that says (in her best crazy, unstable man impersonation) IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!"

Networking Skills!

As I'm responding to messages on the business facebook page and getting to know some of my new potential clients on there Farryn asks me "Mama what are you doing?" My response: "I'm networking. Do you know what that is?" She said "Yep, I sure do! I do that all the time at my Dada's house." A little confused I asked "Really?" Her response: "Yep, The Cartoon Network!" God bless her!