Dear Santa, I can explain...

This one is a little late but I've been a blogger slacker these days... I apologize!

Farryn was double checking that her list to Santa had been sent out before Christmas Eve.

Farryn: "Mama, did you tell him I wanted a kitchen set?"
Me: "Yes I've got it covered Farryn, I sent it all in the email."
Farryn: "Okay, did you tell him I wanted a scooter?"
Me: "Yep! I'm telling you he recieved the email. He even called to confirm."
Farryn: "Okay, what about the crack panties?"
Me: "CRACK PANTIES?"
Farryn: "Yeah, you know Mama, the panties you wear that go up your butt crack?"

Santa....I honestly can't explain!

Laughing to Pieces!

Farryn is cleaning her room this morning...each time she loads a toy in the box Charlye sneaks around and takes one out. It took ten minutes for Farryn to get this and when she finally realized what her little sister was doing she yells out..."Oh you little bwat! Do it again and I'm gonna spank you into little Charlye pieces!!!" (Never before have I used that expression but I just might have to now!) :)

Can you see me now?

Me: "Farryn I told you to leave my earrings in their box!!!"
Farryn: "HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS STILL MESSIN WITH IT?"
Me: "Remember, eyes in the back of my head little girl!"

She then stops what she is doing, walks up behind me as I'm sitting in my computer chair responding to emails and then pokes me with her two fingers in the back of my head.

Farryn: "Try to see me now!"

Gossip Girl

These Gossip Magazines sure are exhausting!

Say What?

"Hannah Tanna" is one of our favorite shows. Probably more so my favorite than Farryn's but we try to watch it every day at during TV time. If you haven't caught an episode Miley always says funny little catchy sayings. "Sweet Nibblets" Lol, and one of the things she does is takes an incident that is happening, repeats it and ends it with "say what?"... For an example: "Best friend likes my obnoxious brother say what?" So Farryn walks around the house and says "Hannah Tanna say what?" quite often.

The other day we are driving and a guy pulls right out infront of me forcing me to swerve into the next open lane. Farryn yells out "SWEET NIBBLES, Mama can't drive, say what?" :)

Sunflowers vs. Roses

Farryn: "Mama, when are you gonna get married again?"

Me: "I'm already married to Jesse, why would I marry someone else?"

Farryn: "Because...he always gives you Sunflowers and those aren't my favowite, you need to marry someone who will give you roses....PINK ONES!"

;) Hopefully one day she'll realize flowers are flowers, they are great to get no matter what kind they are! Unless she finds a guy who knows her "favowite" are PINK ROSES!!

I love ORKIES!

I've been wanting a little dog for a while now, a non-shedding cute little lap dog. Probably the last thing I really need right now but with Farryn starting school in the fall and Charlye Girl being home with me I thought a little dog would be fun for her to play with since our big labradoodle could really care less...about anything! He just lays around, Charlye climbs all over him and he takes it but you can tell half the time he's just miserable. A small dog might give him a little break from all the torture so I have my heart set on a Yorkie! My best friends mother is a breeder so we've decided the next litter we'll hopefully take one of the available puppies depending on how many she ends up having. I probably opened my mouth too soon but now all Farryn can talk about is her future "ORKIE!" She cannot wait until we have the "tutest lil orkie to dress up in tute tu-tu's and bows!" I hear about it constantly now! While giving her a bath today the following conversation occured....

Farryn: "So, Mama, what are we gonna name our Orkie?"
Me: "I don't know...how about Macy?"
Farryn: "Um....No."
Me: "Okay...how about Barbie" (hoping she would agree so the conversation could end.)
Farryn: "YEAH! Or STRIPPER!!!"
Me: "WHAT?"
Farryn: "STRIPPER...you know Mama, Barbie's lil sister!"
Me: (now laughing) "You mean SKIPPER...right!?"
Farryn: (dead serious expression) "Um....that's what I said MOM! STRIPPER!"

So now we are patiently waiting for our Orkie, Stripper. ;)